Tony: Tash what are you doing out of the kitchen? :D

Me: Seriously dude Shut the fuck up.

Tony: Well you know you women belong in the kitchen :D

Me: Don’t even talk to me.

10 mins later

Me: Baaaaabe can you make me a ham and cheese sarni?

Tony: Yeah sure do you want mayo?

Me: Naaaahh just butter please

5 mins later

Me: Thanks babe

Tony: Do you want a brew babe?

Me: Aye go on then thank youuuu

Me: So babe are you a woman?

Tony: Tash What the actual fuck?

Me: But I thought that a womans place was in the kitchen and you’ve just made me a sarni, a brew and before when I washed the pots you dryed them. So that would make you a woman right?

Tony: You know something Tash. I didn’t mean that before I just know it winds you up :D And I do these things because I like doing things for you :D

Me: God damn it why are you so nice?

Tony: Fine I wont be. Get this fag in your mouth, shut the fuck up and do not speak at all. I want to watch the rest of Monsters vs Aliens in peace :D

Me: Your still a fucking woman :D

Tony: I fucking love you